A Teenage Phone Conversation At 2 A.M.

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... and I really have to pee! It's really urgent!
    - No! Not until you tell me what her name is!
But I'd given you so many clues - can't you figure it out?
    - No!
Okay, I'll tell when after I go to the loo -
    - Tell me now!
;

:
    - Oye, are you still there?
My bladder is bursting!
    - Tell me her name and you can go to the loo!
;

:
    - It's not fair - you told Aphy!
But -
    - Tell me!
;

:
    - Oye!
Okay, okay! It's you, okay? I really have to go!
     - ^[audible laughter] ... okay.
I'm serious!
    - Yeah, I know - so go!
I mean about liking you.
    - Oh.
Well?
    - Go to the loo!
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