This Week's Horoscope

PISCES (February 19-March 20)
How does it feel to be a loose cannon in a millennia of machine guns?

I think it's right up there with "What is your face before your parents were born?" and "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" - gotta hand it to Joan Fleming (and Salient).

And because I take astrology and horoscopes very seriously, I'm gonna go meditate on this one for a bit.

But off the top of my head, my answer is: like I've overslept on the karma-bus and missed my calling, then disembarked in the wrong era.

(This kinda explains that innate sense of uselessness, I guess.)

Hm. I've always suspected this to be the case ...