If You Really Love Me

Many a time when somebody asks of something from you and prefixes their request with "if you really love me", it is nearly always something you're reluctant to agree to.

Are these users of the "if you really love me" line deliberately trying for irony? They have to be, because they are, more often than not, the ones who have never truly loved you.

Is this love:

If you really love me, you'll have sex with me so I can later embellish the event and tell all my friends so you'll be well known in my class and never realize it (until two years later where you will get to know one of my ex-classmate who will unfortunately be in the same faculty as you, who will make the mistake of saying, 'So, you are that girl ...' when you tell him you knew me back when, and who eventually will give in to your threats and cough up the barest of details about what my whole class knew about you, which will be enough to make you apopletic).

Or is this:

Honey, if you really love me, you'll never ask me to do anything against my will go fuck yourself.

Maybe I'll never know what love really is.



(22:09 SGT)