Go Ahead, Make Mah Day

(or, Taking Your Puerile Kicks Where You Can Get 'Em)

Insistent Dolt: Infuriating, Obnoxious, Testing (hereafter referred to as I.D.I.O.T.):
Auntie ... er, Miss, Miss!
^{[in Mandarin]} Can you help me with my survey?

Already Very Irritable Girl:
What is it about?

I.D.I.O.T.:
^{[in Mandarin]} I earn twenty cents a survey, I've been out working since 07:00.

Can't Be Anymore More Irritable Girl:
What. Is. It. About.

I.D.I.O.T.:
Are you Singaporean?

Can't Be Anymore More Irritable Girl of Terse, Monosyllabic Answers:
Yes.

I.D.I.O.T.:
Are you married? Engaged? Do you have a boyfriend?

Can't Be Anymore More Irritable Girl:
...

Can't Be Anymore More Irritable Girl With An Idea:
I'm lesbian.

I.D.I.O.T.:
^{[I.D.I.O.T.'s face takes on a very shocked look]} Lesbian?! Bu-but - but why - why do you want to become lesbian?! Why?!

Can't Be Anymore More Irritable Girl Having Fun:
[gives a Medusa stare] ...

I.D.I.O.T.:
^{[obviously trying to regroup]} Do you have a girlfriend?
^{[scandalized mumble to himself]} Lesbian?!
^{[obviously still trying to regroup]} Er, do you have a girlfriend?

Can't Be Anymore More Irritable Girl Having Much Fun:
^{[pissed off and icy]} I don't have to answer that.

I.D.I.O.T.:
^{[backs off]} ...
^{[scandalized mumble to himself]} Lesbian?! ... Lesbian?! ... Lesbian?! ...

No Longer Irritable Girl Gets Her Kicks:
^{[can't stop smiling]} Heh heh heh ... nyah nyah nyah, sucker!