How Like (My) Life

... to have a desire come true in a way and through a means that I do not appreciate, and even come to loathe.

... to have words I want to hear uttered by a person I do not particulary care for.

... to examine a horse I've been given in the mouth, and demand a waranty and receipt - then returns it in the hopes of exchanging it for an impossibly unavailable unicorn.