Don't Wanna Think About The Monday Blues?

(or, I Like It Like That)

The decal on the car's rear window read: "Cancer: I like it sideways!"

It got me thinking - what would the decal for Pisces say: "I like it underwater!" or "I like it sixty-nined!"?

I came home and googled for the other zodiac signs but in vain, so I came up with:

Aries: "I like it rammed in!"

Taurus: "I like it with head!"

Gemini: "I like it with twins!"

Leo: "I like it with a pussy!"

Virgo: "I like it ... not."

Libra: "I like it at both ends!!"

Scorpio: "I like it with a prick!"

Saggitarius: "I like it hard and fast!!"

Capricorn: "I like it with a butt!"

Aquarius: "I like it soppin' wet!"

Okay, so I'm obviously not a very funny or creative girl; but, hey, it sure beats thinking about how shitty Mondays are.