How To Fuck Yourself (4th In A Series)

Yesterday, I had an awful hair day. It was so bad I couldn't even pull everything back into a knot or ponytail. That was when I decided I couldn't make it (myself) look any better, I might as well make it (myself) look worse.

So I wore my hair loose - in 100% humidity and over thirty degrees Celsius, no less.

Basically, I thought, that summed up my approach to life: if I couldn't make it better, then I'd make it worse.